After serving because the unwitting protagonist of probably the most explosive, bonkers, lightning bolts of a scandal to hit the fact TV circuit in, effectively, ever, Vanderpump Guidelines’ Ariana Madix goes again to her roots. And by roots, we after all imply the trail that each actuality star who garners a smidge of mainstream fame appears to be obligated to stroll: the “after all she is,” tour, if you’ll. In her heartbreak, Madix has already executed a butt-load of spon-cons, bought $200k value of merch for a sandwich store that didn’t but exist, and shilled vibrators. Now, she’s capping all of it off with the requisite crown jewel of a worldwide fifteen minutes: an look on ABC’s long-running hit, Dancing With The Stars.
Madix was introduced as the primary star of the present’s thirty second season at present in a section on Good Morning America. “Say goodbye to the drama and good day to the dance flooring,” says future rumba companion Derek Hough (after all these two are paired collectively) within the video, as the 2 perform a little shoulder shimmy that most likely gained’t win them a Mirrorball any time quickly. Rumors of Madix’s casting started swirling this Wednesday because the bartender and Hough had been noticed eating inside One thing About Her, the sandwich store she owns with VPR co-star Katie Maloney (by way of Selection). Though, actually, none of us wanted a Deux Moi blind to see this one coming.
Madix joins a lengthy line of illustrious stars to attempt their hand on the dance flooring post-scandal, together with (however not remotely restricted to) Carole Baskin, Tonya Harding, Olivia Jade, Bristol Palin, Rick Perry, Ryan Lochte, and naturally, Sean Spicer (who really made it fairly far).
No different contestants have been introduced but, however we’re ready with bated breath to see who else joins what is bound to be a stellar season of this American establishment. (For what it’s value, our cash is on the just-released Allison Mack.)
