Aidy Bryant made her launching as an awards reveal host at the Film Independent Spirit Awards on Sunday, and she confessed in her opening monologue that she was a little worried.
“I can only hope that in this single afternoon I will be panned, considered out of touch and sexist and potentially be slapped,” Bryant claimed.
The “Saturday Night Live” alum had a couple of riffs regarding indie movie theater, a sector that is “the only place in America where $20 million is, like, no money.” She additionally kept in mind exactly how she familiarized several indie filmmakers due to the fact that “my high school boyfriend talked about you all the time when we dry humped.”
“I’m married now, so I learn less about cinema, but for many years I was taught what a tracking shot was over and over by the boys who penetrated me,” Bryant joked. “And like much of the sex in independent cinema, it was sad, harshly lit, and central to the development of my character.”
After a couple of (purposefully) unpleasant efforts at candidate roasting– “Charles Melton, everyone wants to have sex with you, you stupid bitch!”– Bryant had some even more sharp barbs relevant to in 2015’s strikes.
“If your acceptance speech goes long, instead of getting played off, you will automatically be 3D-scanned and placed in the background of ‘The Mandalorian,’” she alerted. “And speaking of the strike, I have to ask: Is everyone getting coffee with the people you ran into on the picket line? You said you would!”
